Neoprene Koozies

I Wish More People Were Fluent In Silence

I'm Not Snarky

A Bit Pricey

Me Neither!

I Am Not Someone You Can Put On Loud Speaker

Energy Saving Mode

A Bit Excessive

Expensive and Difficult

Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today

Caution I Have No Filter

I'm Not Sarcastic